By now you’ve probably heard about or even played around with ChatGPT, the AI chatbot system (robots!) released to the public several weeks ago by OpenAi. Created by humans (of course), the tool has been trained to use a large dataset (humungous and voluminous) of information from across the internet.
It’s easy to use; one types in a question or query or concept – natural language – and the bot responds – although OpenAI warns that even answers that sounds plausible or authoritative may, in fact, be entirely incorrect.
I’ve had some fun playing around and decided to see what sorts of poetry could be generated. I asked for an Ode to HR and an HR Sonnet (Shakespeare this is not….) but ultimately settled on generating some HR Haikus.
And here, gentle readers…. is what the internet thinks of HR…
What HR Does
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HR
Human resources flow
Like a gentle mountain stream
Guiding employees
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Recruiter
Sifting through resumes
Talent abound, hard to choose
Hiring task complete
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Employer Branding
Our brand is strong and true,
Attracting top talent to our team,
Proud to work for us.
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Employee Benefits
Health insurance plan,
401k savings and vacation,
Work perks bring joy.
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Labor Relations
Workers unite,
Management listens and tries,
Harmony thrives here.
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Employee Investigation
Inquiry begins
Evidence and testimony
Truth will be revealed
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Learning and Development
Learning new things,
Developing skills and wisdom,
Growth never ends.
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Performance Reviews
Evaluating work done
Words of praise, areas to grow
Performance review
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Employee Termination
Your time with us ends,
Sadness in our hearts, we part,
But memories remain.
The People
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Employee Engagement
Employees engaged
Productivity soars high,
Happiness abounds.
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Bad Employee
Never on time,
Lazily completes tasks.
A drain on the team.
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Good Employee
Diligent and true,
Efficient and reliable,
Good employee shines.
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Supervisor
Managing tasks with ease
Leading with gentle hand
Supervisor’s art
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CFO
Numbers dance in my mind
Balance sheets, profits, and loss
CFO’s delight
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Company Leadership
Leaders guide the way
With vision and integrity
Company grows strong
